Turdpedo 2oz bottle
When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules™ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you'll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.
Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
Smells like Sunburns & Victory
Really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions
100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
Proudly Made in the USA